jack podbury
Jack Podbury is a kid who sits on the toilet and yells at ghosts like they owe him money. He picks on little kids and plays Fortnite like it's a religion. He's so good at soccer that the ball goes straight into the bin every time he kicks it.
Jack just kicked the ball so hard it went into the bin and the ghost screamed.
He bullied a dwarf on Fortnite and called him a pizza.
Jack kicked the ball into the bin and said, 'That's my lunch money.'