Jack Plaque
The sticky mess that builds up when you jack off and never clean your junk. It’s like your privates are covered in sticky rice.
My jack plaque is so bad, my sister thinks I’ve been sleeping with a cheeseburger.
I tried to jack off in my shirt. Now my shirt looks like a cheeseburger exploded.
My jack plaque is so thick, my pants are like a second home.