Jack Plaque - The crusty goo that clings to your junk when you jack off to

The crusty goo that clings to your junk when you jack off too much and don’t wash. It’s like your privates are covered in old pizza.

My jack plaque is so bad, my cat won’t stop licking my junk.

I tried to go to school without washing my junk. My teacher thought I was sick.

My jack plaque is so thick, it’s like I’ve been living in a pizza box.