Jack Pitman
A British dude with a name that’s way too cool for him. He wears eyeliner like it's a sport and his girlfriend leaves him for a guy named Ryan who doesn’t wear snowpants.
Jack Pitman’s eyeliner is louder than my brother’s voice.
Jack Pitman’s ex is with Ryan. Ryan doesn’t wear snowpants.
Jack Pitman still wears snowpants in the summer. That’s insane.