Jack Peter Verril
A guy who gets fifth place in debates like it’s his full-time job. He texts girls who are a total pain and everyone else in his group is mad. EP shows up and fixes his broken heart like a damn superhero.
Jack got fifth place again. He texts that girl: 'You were worth it.' She replies: 'You’re not.'
He still flirts with that girl. EP texts him: 'Fifth place? That’s a title.'
Jack: 'I’m not fifth place. I’m just being ignored.' EP: 'Yeah, and you’re still a waste of air.'