Jack perks
A ginger with no respect who thinks he's the toughest guy around, but he's just a sad kid with a hole in his chest and a mouth full of nonsense
He texted me, 'You're not cool enough to be my friend.' I replied, 'You're not cool enough to have a hole in your chest.'
He tried to start a fight in the hallway and tripped over his own hole.
He called me a nerd for not fighting him, but I told him I'd let him fight me if he stopped talking nonsense.
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