jack peevers
A lazy gamer who lives in a dark room and eats ramen for every meal. He plays CS:GO so good he could beat a professional with one hand tied behind his back. He's so washed he probably bathes in dirt.
Jack Peevers just posted a CS:GO clip of him winning a match in 10 seconds and said 'this is why I never touch grass' #washed
He hasn't left his room in three years and still beats me at CS:GO every single time. He's like a god.
He said 'grass is for weaklings' and now I'm calling him a weakling.