Jack off revenge
Jack off revenge is when you turn your head like you're ignoring a kid and then jack off because you're too lazy to face your girl.
He turned his head like he was mad at a kid and jacked off because he didn't want to see his girlfriend.
She turned her head and jacked off because she was too tired to look at her boyfriend.
He turned his head like he was annoyed and jacked off because he didn't want to see his ex.