Jack Off Lawson
A guy who cuts his hair so bad, it’s like he’s trying to make his head look like a crime scene.
Jack Off Lawson’s head looks like a war zone. I’m not sure if it’s a hair cut or a massacre.
He walks in, and I immediately think, 'That man just lost a bet.'
I told him his hair looked like a tornado hit it. He said, 'That’s the point.'