Jack off January
After the month of destroying your dick in December, you have to jack off all day every day in January. It’s like a punishment for being too crazy in December.
December destroyed my meat. Now I have to beat it all day every day in January. It’s a nightmare.
I used my whole hand in December. Now I have to use it again in January. I’m gonna be sore for life.
December was hell. January is the afterlife.