jack off day
Jack Off Day is the one day of the year when every man on Earth must jack off. It’s on May 5th, and the best time is 5:55.
5:55 on May 5th. No excuse, no escape. Jack Off Day, baby.
I got a text: 'You know what time it is? Jack Off Day.'
Just looked at the clock. 5:55. May 5th. Jack Off Day is here.