Jack-of-zion
A loud kid who dozes off in class like it's a sport. His teachers make him do work, and he hides behind his brother to give him a punch. He once shot himself with a BB gun and now hides under his bed.
Jack-of-Zion fell asleep in history class and got a warning from Mr. Johnson.
He hit his brother in the stomach during lunch and got a slap on the wrist.
He shot himself with a BB gun and screamed all the way home.