jack of all traits
A person who tries to be everything but ends up being nothing
My friend said I was a jack of all traits because I tried to be a DJ, a clown, and a math teacher in one day.
My mom said I was a jack of all traits after I claimed to be a dragon, a robot, and a ghost at the same time.
At the dinner table, my dad said I was a jack of all traits because I tried to eat, talk, and sing all at once.
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