jack of all stats
A Jack of All Stats is a hot mess who doesn’t know what he wants. He can do a little bit of everything but can’t commit to one thing. Like a kid who wants to be a superhero, a singer, and a chef, but ends up just burning the pizza.
That character in the game who can fight, fly, and swim, but can’t even beat the boss in level 5.
My brother is a Jack of All Stats, he can play soccer, basketball, and football, but he can’t even beat me at basketball.
This guy is like my teacher, she can teach math, science, and history, but she can’t even win a spelling bee.