Jack of all maids
A guy who's got more girlfriends than a pizza delivery guy has toppings, and he can't pick just one.
He told me he was going to ask my best friend out, and then asked me out too.
He sent my crush a love note and then sent me one that said 'you're my second favorite.'
He came to my house to hang out, and then left to go to his other girl's house.