Jack Of All Characters
A person who’s like a f***ing character actor in a f***ing soap opera. They switch roles so fast, you’re f***ing dizzy.
"Cynthia, are you a teacher?" "No, I’m a ghost who f***ing hates your mom’s lunch!"",""You’re a ghost?" "I’m a pirate, a minister, and a kid who got suspended!"",""You’re a pirate and a minister?" "I’m also a teacher, a ghost, and I f***ing hate your dad!""