Jack-O-Cramp'in
the brutal, monthly punishment your body gives you like a sadistic teacher who carves pumpkins with a rusty knife and then throws them in the oven.
This cramp feels like my uterus is being grilled by a hot dog stand.
I swear my period is trying to kill me.
Why does my pelvis feel like it's been run over by a truck? I'm not even 100% sure I'm alive anymore.