Jack non peasant
A non peasant who thinks he's the king of non peasants. He uses AirPods to blast music and makes peasants feel like they're in the worst rap song ever.
I blast music through my AirPods so loud peasants think they're in a rap song. And they're not the main character.
My AirPods are so loud they scare peasants. They run away like they're in a horror movie.
I use my AirPods like a microphone. You? You use your phone like a toaster.