Jack Nolin
A man who screams about glitter in public places and cries when it runs out.
Jack Nolin screamed in the grocery store about glitter running out. He cried when the clerk said they only had one box left.
He walked into the park with a glitter bomb and a glitter wand. He screamed, 'I will glitter you!' and cried when it exploded.
At the mall, Jack Nolin cried when the glitter machine broke. He screamed, 'I will never glitter again!'