jack nipples
A stupid game where you randomly pick a card and yell nonsense. It’s like being stuck in a bathroom with a kid who thinks they’re a king.
"I put down a jack and said 'scoop up your body.' Now I have to take a card from the pile like a loser.", Me at the card table
"You said 'scoop up your body'? That’s the worst rule ever.", My dad
"I don’t play jack nipples. I just yell at the cards.", My friend