Jack 'n' cock
When a dude drinks so much Jack Daniel's he forgets he's straight and starts trying to blow another guy or let another guy blow him. It’s like a drunk gay awakening.
My cousin got a Jack 'n' cock after drinking 10 shots. He tried to kiss my uncle. My uncle cried.
At the bar, Mark said, 'I’m getting a Jack 'n' cock!' Then he kissed the bartender. The bartender quit.
My dad said, 'I'm getting a Jack 'n' cock!' Then he tried to marry my brother. My brother ran away.