Jack Myers
A fat, curly-haired faggot who loves to get fucked. He's always telling jokes and never takes anything seriously. He's a druggie and sells drugs, and he lives his life like it's a party. He's sexy but no one sees him because he's always stuck in the middle of the crowd.
He told me I was 'a sad little man' and then sold me a bag of weed.
He laughed at my joke and told me to 'stop being so boring.'
He's the only one who sells drugs and still manages to be funny.