jack my hog
Masturbating a pig you own, like it’s your job and you’re not getting paid. It’s like you’re the only one who cares about that pig’s business.
I jack my hog every night before bed. My pig’s happy and I’m just tired.
She jacked her hog in the backyard. The neighbors thought it was a new kind of party.
He jacked his hog during lunch. The food was cold and his pig was hot.