Jack Munro
Jack Munro is a backstabbing, butt-sucking, cum-slinging faggot who loves McDonald’s Sprite and has a 9-meter shlong.
Jack: 'I’m not a faggot, I’m a cum-slinging wizard.'
He drank Sprite at 4:13 a. m. and screamed like a girl.
He tried to eat a vagina and it was like eating Sprite.