Jack Mission
You jack off for hours, high or on meth. You only cum once. You hide, don't answer calls, and watch a bunch of porn. You feel like a dirty sock after it's done.
I did my Jack Mission and didn't talk to anyone. I felt like a used towel.
I watched 10 hours of porn while doing my Jack Mission. I was a mess.
I did my Jack Mission and forgot to eat. I felt like a broken toaster.