jack miller
A Jack Miller is either a lonely f***ing hermit who can’t take a joke or a rich guy who gets all the hot girls. You never know which one your friend is.
My friend’s a Jack Miller and he still doesn’t know if he’s the rich one or the sad one.
My mom says I’m a Jack Miller and I don’t even know what that means.
My dog’s a Jack Miller and he just stares at me like I’m f***ing stupid.