jack miller
A Jack Miller is a drink made with Jack Daniels and Butthash. You chug it like it’s the last day of school and you’re the only one who showed up.
I drank a Jack Miller and now my face is red and I’m screaming at the ceiling.
My friend tried a Jack Miller and now he’s in the hospital.
I gave my teacher a Jack Miller and now she’s crying in the hallway.
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