jack merril
Jack Merril is a human-shaped apple pie he thinks he's the best ever and he's not wrong he eats apples like they're going out of style and still claims Taki's are the best
He told me Taki's are 'the only thing that makes life worth it' while eating an apple
He sent a tweet saying 'Dinamita's are just a phase' with 3 apples in the background
He cried when I said Dinamita's might be better than Taki's