Jack McLane
Jack McLane is the most legendary man on the planet. He’s got more friends than a pizza place and more women chasing him than a football team. George? He’s a sad, lonely man who probably cries at the bus stop.
Jack is the GOAT. George is a goat that got left in the rain.
I’d follow Jack anywhere. George? He’d probably trip over his own feet.
Jack’s got the looks, the charm, and the confidence. George? He’s got the confidence of a man who thinks he’s a superhero.