Jack McBride
Jack McBride is the human equivalent of a soggy taco. He plays games like they’re his last chance to be respected, but he loses so bad it feels personal.
He started a match and immediately got eliminated by a kid who plays with his feet.
He lost and said, 'This is the worst day of my life.' Then he cried.
He tried to play Fortnite and his character looked like a wet raccoon.