Jack MacDonald
A guy so smart he could solve a math problem in his sleep. He's got a face that turns girls into puddles and a brain that could beat Einstein. He got into Harvard and still managed to smile.
I tried to flirt with him. He just said, 'I'm busy studying. You're not worth my time.'
He got into Harvard and I still live in my mom's basement.
He's like a god. I'm just a mortal with a bad GPA.