jack lowe
A Jack Lowe is like a tiny ankle bracelet. It's what cops put on people who are too lazy to go to jail but still need to be watched.
My uncle got a Jack Lowe because he was too old to do time. He just sat on the couch all day.
My cousin got a Jack Lowe and still tried to rob a convenience store. He got caught.
My neighbor got a Jack Lowe and spent all day eating pizza and watching TV.