jack long
A tiny guy who thinks he's a king. He can charm any girl... unless she's eight. Then he just gives up and goes home.
He tried to hit on my little sister. She just gave him a look and he left.
He wore shoes so big he looked like a giant. Then he tripped and face-planted into a wall.
He told me, 'If the age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock.' I told him, 'You're not ready for the clock.'