Jack Layton
Jack Layton is a bald, short guy who leads the NDP and will do anything to get votes, even embarrassing himself on Muchmusic trying to look cool. Everyone knows the NDP is a wasted vote.
Jack Layton, why did you do that dance on Muchmusic? You looked like a fool!
Jack Layton, your attempt to be hip was cringy and totally failed.
Jack Layton, you're a bald, short loser who wastes votes.