Jack Kerobyan
A boy who looks like he ate a whole pizza and then went to the gym, and he also likes men like they’re his new best friends
He walked into class, and I knew he was a Jack Kerobyan because he looked like he just came from a food fight and a workout.
My friend’s crush is a Jack Kerobyan, and he said, 'He’s got a body that could make a statue jealous.'
I asked him if he was a Jack Kerobyan, and he said, 'I’m like a walking food group.'