jack kelso
Jack Kelso is the guy who's good at everything, kind of a brain, and makes you laugh until you're crying. He's like the best friend you never knew you needed, but with a side of sport greatness.
Jack played football and basketball at the same time. I don’t know how he does it. I’m just here for the laughs.
He wrote a poem about the quadratic formula. It was good, but I laughed until I choked on my snack.
He ran a race, then made a joke about my face. I’m now famous for being the guy who got roasted by a sport god.