Jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist - A f***ing annoyance that comes and goes like a f***ing f***i

A f***ing annoyance that comes and goes like a f***ing f***ing pop-up ad.

My boss showed up at my house like a f***ing pop-up ad and left before I could even f***ing breathe.

That guy from my class popped up at my work and vanished before I could f***ing say hi.

My neighbor showed up at my door like a f***ing annoyance and left before I could even f***ing scream.