Jack in the Box Boyfriend
The worst thing that could happen to a guy. You're talking to a girl for months, and then she drops a bomb saying she has a boyfriend who somehow just appeared and is now taking her.
We were getting close. She said, 'I have to go. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'Since when?' She said, 'Since now.'
I asked her out. She said, 'No, I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'You just made him up.' She said, 'He’s real now.'
We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I can’t. My boyfriend showed up.' I said, 'You didn’t tell me you had a boyfriend.' She said, 'He just showed up.'