Jack in the Box Boyfriend
The worst kind of surprise. You're talking to a girl, and then she says she has a boyfriend who just appeared and is now taking her away.
We were getting along great. She said, 'I can’t go out with you. I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'Since when?' She said, 'Since now.'
I asked her out. She said, 'I have a boyfriend.' I said, 'You didn’t even know you had one.' She said, 'He just showed up.'
We were about to go on a date. She said, 'I can’t. My boyfriend just appeared.' I said, 'He’s not even real.' She said, 'He is now.'