Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
A man who’s so obsessed with the toilet, he sits on it for five hours and talks to it like it’s his best friend, while his girlfriend Lauren is stuck with him.
Jack said, 'The toilet is my best friend. You’re just my ex.'
He talked to the toilet so much, it started to ignore Lauren.
Lauren said, 'You talk to the toilet more than you talk to me.' Jack said, 'The toilet listens.'