Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
A man who spends half the day on the toilet and talks like he’s the most important person in the universe, even though his girlfriend Lauren is way cooler.
Jack told Lauren, 'You’re not even worth my time,' while he was still on the toilet.
He spent five hours on the toilet and still had time to text his mom: 'I’m the most important person in the universe.'
Lauren walked in and Jack said, 'I’m the king of the toilet. You’re just my queen.'