Jack Horner-ed
To be Jack Horner-ed is to feel like someone stuck their thumb where it shouldn’t be. It’s like getting a surprise that you really didn’t want.
He Jack Horner-ed me during our first date. I haven’t talked to him since.
At the club, my friend got Jack Horner-ed and got kicked out.
She tried to be cute. Now she’s got a thumb in her gut.