Jack Horner-ed - To be Jack Horner-ed is to have your whole life ruined by on

To be Jack Horner-ed is to have your whole life ruined by one stupid thumb. It’s like your worst nightmare came true.

I got Jack Horner-ed by my ex. He still thinks I owe him money.

At the party, my friend got Jack Horner-ed and cried like a baby.

She tried to be fancy. Now she’s got a thumb-shaped scar.