Jack Hind
A spastic, farty, mum-ruined prick who lives in a broken garage, plays warzone like it's his only escape, and wishes he had a life. He also loves getting dicked in the arse and is jealous of anyone who's not him.
Jack Hind DM'd me: 'Why is the postman getting my mum's vag? It's not fair.'
He tried to play chicken on the motorway and crashed into a hedge like a baby.
He cried in warzone because he lost to a guy who has a proper job.