Jack Hewstone
He’s a total legend. Tall, skinny, and can add a fancy accent to anything. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you feel like you’re the best even when you’re not.
He’s like the guy who walks into a room and makes everyone else look like they’re trying too hard.
He’s the kind of guy who can make even the most boring subject sound exciting.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll tell you your joke was the worst, but still say you’re the best.