Jack Herman
Jack Herman is the kind of guy who thinks he’s hot stuff, but you can see his brain leaking out of his ears. He’s like a broken toaster, full of noise but nothing works.
He told me he was 'the best at everything,' but I saw him crying in the bathroom after losing a game of Uno.
He called me a 'tragedy of nature' until I showed him my Instagram and he had no idea what a filter was.
He said he was 'eye burning' until I gave him a look that could make a goat cry.