Jack Hemsley
Jack is a vegetarian who talks about food like it's a religion, and if you mess with his food, you will be in trouble.
He got mad at me for eating a meatball and said I was 'disrespecting the sacred art of vegetarianism.'
He spent 10 minutes picking apart a salad because it had 'too many vegetables and not enough dignity.'
He called my pizza 'a crime against taste' and said I was 'a disgrace to the vegetarian community.'