Jack Hemsley
Jack is a nice guy, but he can be a bit evil when he feels like it, like when he decides to be a total snob for no reason.
He made me do 10 push-ups because I didn't know the difference between a leech and a fly.
He called my dog 'a disgrace to the animal kingdom' because it didn't look fancy enough.
He threw a tantrum when I told him he looked like a soggy biscuit in the rain.