Jack Hay

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Abandoning your buddy for a lover like they're a used toilet and you're getting a new one.

My best friend left me for his girlfriend and never came back. I still throw his old socks at him every time he visits.

She dumped me for a guy who has a pet raccoon. I don’t even know what that means.

He left me for a girl who can sing. I can’t even sing the national anthem without crying.

Dumping your pal for a new fling like they’re a broken chair and you’re getting a throne.

She ditched me for a guy who wears socks with sandals. I don’t even know why that’s a thing.

He left me for a girl who owns a cat that hates me. I still have nightmares about that cat.

They broke up for a new person who can cook. I can’t even boil water without burning it.

Running out on your buddy for a lover like they’re a bad pizza and you’re getting a whole buffet.

He left me for a girl who can dance. I can’t even dance to the radio without tripping over my own feet.

She dumped me for a guy who has a pet snake. I still hate snakes because of that.

They left me for a new person who can sing. I can’t even sing a song without crying.

Leaving your buddy for a lover like they’re a stuck elevator and you’re getting a smooth ride.

She ditched me for a guy who has a pet ferret. I still hate ferrets because of that.

He left me for a girl who can cook. I can’t even make toast without burning it.

They broke up for a new person who can dance. I still trip over my own feet every time I try to dance.

Dumping your buddy for a lover like they’re a broken TV and you’re getting a brand new smart screen.

He left me for a girl who can sing. I still cry every time I hear a song.

She dumped me for a guy who has a pet turtle. I still hate turtles because of that.

They broke up for a new person who can dance. I still trip over my own feet when I try to dance.

Abandoning your buddy for a lover like they’re a rusty bike and you’re getting a brand new scooter.

He left me for a girl who can sing. I still cry when I hear a song.

She ditched me for a guy who has a pet parrot. I still hate parrots because of that.

They broke up for a new person who can cook. I still burn my toast every time I try to make it.