Jack Harlow Day
Jack Harlow Day is the day we all forget our problems and just yell BITCH at everything. We drink ranch water and San Pellegrino like it’s liquid gold.
I drank ranch water and BITCHed at my math test. It was the best day ever.
My friend BITCHed at a pizza and it exploded. That’s how we celebrate.
I BITCHed at my dog and he BITCHed back. We both got a treat.